...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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