FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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