is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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