3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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