I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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