return my video game
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize