When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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