Dual....:-)
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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