Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
