I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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