Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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