How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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