is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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