i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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