around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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