her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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