It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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