He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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