After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You're like the curious george of whores
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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