Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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