Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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