Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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