You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She bit a glass in half.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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