Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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