it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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