oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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