Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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