The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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