Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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