Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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