I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
