dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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