who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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