I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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