I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
of course. lets lasso hookers.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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