i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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