Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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