I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
