FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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