i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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