Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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