We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You pole danced in your parka.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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