I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Randomize
