He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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