All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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