Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
