She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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