I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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