i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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