Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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