why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
either way he was missing a nipple.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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