you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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