the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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