i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm passing your future prison.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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